Clinton: ‘I’m Wearing Hemp Pantsuits From Here Out’

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NEW YORK—At her concession speech today, defeated presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton said her team’s loss was “painful” and will be . . . Here
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Trump Taps Retired Drug-Sniffing Schnauzer to Head DEA

NEW YORK—From the penthouse of Trump Towers came the announcement today that President-elect Donald Trump has chosen Winston – a . . . Here
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Pope Francis Proclaims Ed Rosenthal A Living Saint

VATICAN CITY—Already recognized as the “Guru of Ganja,” author Ed Rosenthal has just been canonized by the Catholic Church and Pope . . . Here
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Cannabis in the W.Virginia Coal Mines

WEST VIRGINIA—Father and son coal miners Darryl and Jase gaze out over the majestic Blue Ridge Mountains, an expanse of coal country . . . Here
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Pot Farmers in Mexico Demand Reparations from Obama Admin

SINALOA—Enrique Torres wearily walks into his garage after a frustrating day on his dusty ranch. Torres is about to wash up before his . . . Here
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California MJ Dispensaries Warned: Cut Out the Flowery Adjectives or Else

SAN DIEGO—The California Consumer Protection Unit (CCPU), a state-funded watchdog responsible for “truth in advertising,” has . . . Here
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‘Trump-xiety’ Sees Medical MJ Fly Off Shelves

GILROY—“I used to be able to turn on the radio when I got in the car, but now it’s just too much for my blood pressure,” . . . Here
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Cancun Legal MJ Move to Chill Out Spring Breakers

MEXICO CITY—From the steps of the historic Palacio Nacional, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto reportedly announced this morning . . . Here
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Gary Johnson’s Green Micro-Campaign

SAN FRANCISCO—In a bid to garner a slice of media attention in the current breakneck political news cycle, Libertarian party candidate . . . Here
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Cannabis In Space, Astronauts Get Vaped Out At The ISS

SPACE—In cooperation with the Russian Space Agency Roscosmos, cannabis is finally heading to space within NASA’s International . . . Here
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Does God Hate Weedporn More Than Kansas?

JOHNSON CITY—Just about an hour’s drive east of the Colorado border lies a sleepy burg called Johnson City, Kansas. A small farming . . . Here
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Pope Francis to Hempfesters: ‘Go Ahead and Burn Em, God Doesn’t Mind’

SEATTLE—Beloved and compassionate Pope Francis made a surprise stop in Seattle today on his way back to the Vatican after his . . . Here
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Fresno Man Gets 10 Years for Homebrewing Beer

FRESNO, California—In a unanimous vote by the Fresno City Council, all alcohol laws have been effectively changed as of September 2016 . . . Here
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Trump for MMJ Legalization, After Being Against and Before Being Pro

LACONIA, New Hampshire—In an all-too-common double then triple flip-flop on an issue, Donald Trump has announced again that he’s . . . Here
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Syrian Refugees Seek Asylum in Legal U.S. Weed States

ALEXANDRIA—Mustafa Khan is stranded with his wife and extended family waiting in line… again. They’ve almost completed the FBI’s . . . Here
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N. Jersey Gov. to TSA, ‘Profile Westcoasters Entering Newark’

TRENTON—New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has directed the TSA at Newark Liberty International Airport to screen all residents . . . Here
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Obama Declares His Last Act As President: To Fire One Up

WASHINGTON D.C.—White House sources are reporting today that President Barack Obama is looking to enliven his so-called “lame . . . Here
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Mandela Marijuana Effect Sweeps Globe

JOHANNESBURG—Cannabis enthusiasts across the world are experiencing their own “Mandela Effect,” a phenomenon that has them . . . Here
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Olympic Diving Pool Turns Green, Talk of Dank Water

RIO DE JANEIRO—Like St. Patty’s Day on the Chicago River, the Olympic diving pool in Rio turned a troubling yet gorgeous emerald green . . . Here
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Marijuana Protesters Riot, Burn Doobies, Just Hang Out

BILLINGS, Montana — At a recent “Two Joint” rally in Billings, Montana, a group of protesters became agitated chanting . . . Here