SEATTLE—A rowdy and raucous dabbing collision occurred this afternoon at the Seattle Convention Center, which saw extract dabbing enthusiasts mingling wildly with their dab-posing NFL sports-fan counterparts. Barry Spalding, a diehard Hawks fan, says he attended the “Day of the Dab” party to show off some of his best end-zone moves.
Spalding and about 1,000 other dancing athletes were temporarily disappointed when met with the 23rd annual marijuana concentrate party, a high-octane cannabis throw-down. At press time, both sports fans and smokers were prancing around and blazing their little heads off.
-By Hugh Manginello