Politics

Clinton: ‘I’m Wearing Hemp Pantsuits From Here Out’

Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK—At her concession speech today, defeated presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton said her team’s loss was “painful” and will be “painful for a long time.”

“Last night I congratulated Donald Trump and offered to work with him on behalf of our country,” said Clinton with a heavy heart. “I hope that he will be a President for all of our country. I’m sorry that we did not win this election for the values we all share.”

The crowd of tearful onlookers hung on her every word, “You represent the best of America,” she said, “and being your candidate has been one of the greatest honors of my life. But I want you to remember this. Our campaign was never about one person, it was about building a country that we love. And it’s also about building a wardrobe that we love. And I love hemp. So I vow to wear hemp pantsuits from here out. I promise to do this… for all of us.”