FAYETTEVILLE—In an interview with the Herald Sun, dog walker Terry Jones claimed proof positive that dogs truly are man’s best friend. During an afternoon walk, Jones had seen his pooch leave several times only to return time and time again. He claimed that this happened repeatedly throughout the day.
“How many people do you know that will always come back?” he said lighting up another joint while simultaneously throwing a ball into the meadow. As if on cue, Popcorn came running back with the ball in her mouth and dropped it at his feet.
“There’s your proof,” said Jones, “case closed.”
-By Hamburg Smith