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DEA Designates Chicken Noodle Soup Sched 1 Narcotic

Chicken Soup
WASHINGTON D.C.—Attention all you flu and cold sufferers, put down the soup spoon and step away from the stove. In an effort to . . . Here
Palm reading

Study: Palm Reading Appears 99% More Accurate After Dabbing

BOULDER—A study conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that people who dab ultra-rich cannabis concentrates just prior to palm . . . Here
Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue Slaps ‘Reverse Class-Action’ Suit on 3 Million GG#4 Cultivators

CINCINNATI—“Just stop it,” says Gorilla Glue spokesman Nathan Mowdry from the company’s Cincinnati headquarters overlooking the Ohio . . . Here
Naked and Afraid

Naked and Afraid (and Definitely High)

MANAGUA—Tragic news out of Central America today as producers of the popular Discovery Channel reality show “Naked and Afraid” were . . . Here
industrial hemp

Sheriff Illustrates Perils of Industrial Hemp Smoking ‘Hundreds of Hemp Joints’

VELVA, North Dakota—In an attempt to show the dangers of smoking cannabis, Velva County Sheriff John Mulford set out to prove that . . . Here
NCAA weed

NCAA Weed Gambit to Attract New Fans, Fires Up ‘Smoke A Bowl’ Game

INDIANAPOLIS—We’ve all heard of the Rose Bowl and the Cotton Bowl, the Sugar and Peach Bowls — all perennial sporting traditions . . . Here
weed strain

California Students to Name Next Hot Weed Strain

BENBOW—For their 10th grade summer school project, Oroeeka Heights students in California will be given the honor of naming the next . . . Here
Cannabis Bus Tours

Cannabis Bus Tour Makes Wrong Turn Into Kansas, 79 Arrested

KANORADO, Kansas—Mile High Tours in Denver has built a solid business around cannabis-themed tours ever since Colorado legalized . . . Here
WWE Body slammed

Cannabis Patient WWE Body Slammed After Requesting Organic

IRVINE—Witnesses in the lobby of The Green Scorpion medical marijuana dispensary were shocked and horrified by the WWE body slammed . . . Here
Marijuana Strain Names

Marijuana Strain Names Gone Bad

Marijuana strain names run the gamut these days from Alaskan Thunderfuck to Gorilla Glue. Cannabis enthusiasts the world over realize . . . Here
pumpkin bong

Indiana Farmer Nearly Crushed Beneath 650-lb ‘Pumpkin Bong’

MUNCIE, Indiana—Oliver Butterworth, 47, sits up in bed with two broken legs at Ball Memorial Hospital, grateful to be alive. He is an . . . Here
Wisemen stoned

Evidence Suggests 3 Wisemen Were Stoned Off Their Asses

BETHLEHEM—A recently translated ancient scroll found buried deep in a cave near the Sea of Galilee has created a firestorm among . . . Here
creepy clown

Clownspotting: New ‘Kreepy Klown Kush’ All the Rage

ATLANTA—As if the political landscape wasn’t enough of a 24-hour, loon-ridden news cycle of clowns, “USA Today” is . . . Here
Adjectives

California MJ Dispensaries Warned: Cut Out the Flowery Adjectives or Else

SAN DIEGO—The California Consumer Protection Unit (CCPU), a state-funded watchdog responsible for “truth in advertising,” has . . . Here
Pokémon Go

Pokémon Go Players Invade Pot Shops in Search of ‘Smokéymon’

BAKERSFIELD—Players of the location-based, augmented-reality mobile game “Pokémon Go” got a surprise last night when it was . . . Here
weedporn

Does God Hate Weedporn More Than Kansas?

JOHNSON CITY—Just about an hour’s drive east of the Colorado border lies a sleepy burg called Johnson City, Kansas. A small farming . . . Here
Cannabis Bus Tours

Weed Bus Tour Makes Wrong Turn Into Kansas, 79 Arrested

KANORADO—Mile High cannabis bus tours in Denver has built a solid business around weed-themed tours ever since Colorado legalized . . . Here
James Franco

James Franco: ‘I’ve Never Smoked Pot’

SILVER LAKE—In a surprising turn of events, actor and sometimes poet James Franco revealed in an interview today that, after decades of . . . Here