LAPD Tests New Weed DUI Device: ‘The Donut 5000’

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BOYLE HEIGHTS—The Los Angeles Police Department this week unveiled a new technology that’s leading to a flood of weed DUI arrests for . . . Here
Mars Colonization

Marijuana Grow Room Considered For 1st Mars Colonization Mission

THE RED PLANET—Scientists are considering a request by several “citizen-astronauts” (who have been selected for the first Mars . . . Here
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Study: Palm Reading Appears 99% More Accurate After Dabbing

BOULDER—A study conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that people who dab ultra-rich cannabis concentrates just prior to palm . . . Here
Cannabis Legalization

Milk of Magnesia Stock Upset Over Cannabis Legalization

LEVERKUSEN—Drugmaker Bayer’s stock plummeted this week after a study coinciding with the runaway success of cannabis legalization . . . Here
Environmentalists Warn

Environmentalists Warn: Legalize Cannabis, Armageddon to Ensue

PASADENA—A recent study published in the journal “Nature Girl” offers a bleak picture of the planet’s environment if cannabis becomes . . . Here
Water Bong

REPORT: Water Bong Dreck a Cure for Erectile Dysfunction

FORT COLLINS—Stop!!! Don’t pour that bong water down the drain! Scientists at Colorado State University have just released findings . . . Here
Hawaiians

Hawaiians Create Memory Thumping Marijuana Strain

LAHAINA—Dr. Alani Pualani and Eddie Hepualaha’ole have lived on the idyllic island of Maui their entire lives. Growers of some of . . . Here
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WWJD: What Would Jorge Do?

THE EMERALD TRIANGLE—There comes a time in every cannabis grower’s life when you wonder if you’re on the right path. Many a weary pot . . . Here
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Evidence Suggests 3 Wisemen Were Stoned Off Their Asses

BETHLEHEM—A recently translated ancient scroll found buried deep in a cave near the Sea of Galilee has created a firestorm among . . . Here
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Bill Maher Buys Creationist Museum, Converts to Cannabis Research Center

MECCA, California—Bill Maher, the controversial host of HBO’s hit political comedy series “Real Time with Bill Maher,” was . . . Here
Monsoonto

Monsanto Creates Extraterrestrial, Bug-zapping Cannabis Seed

ST. LOUIS—During a press conference today at Monsanto’s global headquarters in Missouri, spokeswoman Felicia Rhodes announced the seed . . . Here
Trump-related Illness

‘Trump-xiety’ Sees Medical MJ Fly Off Shelves

GILROY—“I used to be able to turn on the radio when I got in the car, but now it’s just too much for my blood pressure,” . . . Here
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Fiend Makes Bong From Skull, Raves About Killer Artistic Prowess

FRESNO—In a gruesome display of savagery, local hero and pit bull rescue advocate Fred “Freddy” Czerwinski, 48, was . . . Here
cannabis enthusiasts

‘Budsitters App’ Creates a Niche in Cali Cannabis Market

SACRAMENTO—Corey Roberts is all packed up and ready to head out to the airport. A full-time financial analyst, he’s also a part-time . . . Here
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Paraplegic CBD Dog Hero Saves Lives

DEL MAR, California—The Gambino family are counting their blessings on this clear and sunny Sunday. Enzo and Connie are with their . . . Here