Hawaiians Create Memory Thumping Marijuana Strain

LAHAINA—Dr. Alani Pualani and Eddie Hepualaha’ole have lived on the idyllic island of Maui their entire lives. Growers of some of . . . Here

WWJD: What Would Jorge Do?
THE EMERALD TRIANGLE—There comes a time in every cannabis grower’s life when he or she wonders if they’re on the right path. Many . . . Here

LAPD Tests New Weed DUI Device: ‘The Donut 5000’
BOYLE HEIGHTS—The Los Angeles Police Department this week unveiled a new technology that’s leading to a flood of weed DUI arrests for . . . Here

Marijuana Grow Room Considered For 1st Mars Colonization Mission
THE RED PLANET—Scientists are considering a request by several “citizen-astronauts” (who have been selected for the first Mars . . . Here

Evidence Suggests 3 Wisemen Were Stoned Off Their Asses
BETHLEHEM—A recently translated ancient scroll found buried deep in a cave near the Sea of Galilee has created a firestorm among . . . Here

Study: Palm Reading Appears 99% More Accurate After Dabbing
BOULDER—A study conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that people who dab ultra-rich cannabis concentrates just prior to palm . . . Here

Milk of Magnesia Stock Upset Over Cannabis Legalization
LEVERKUSEN—Drugmaker Bayer’s stock plummeted this week after a study coinciding with the runaway success of cannabis legalization . . . Here

Environmentalists Warn: Legalize Cannabis, Armageddon to Ensue
PASADENA—A recent study published in the journal “Nature Girl” offers a bleak picture of the planet’s environment if cannabis becomes . . . Here

REPORT: Water Bong Dreck a Cure for Erectile Dysfunction
FORT COLLINS—Stop!!! Don’t pour that bong water down the drain! Scientists at Colorado State University have just released findings . . . Here

Bill Maher Buys Creationist Museum, Converts to Cannabis Research Center
MECCA, California—Bill Maher, the controversial host of HBO’s hit political comedy series “Real Time with Bill Maher,” was . . . Here

Monsanto Creates Extraterrestrial, Bug-zapping Cannabis Seed
ST. LOUIS—During a press conference today at Monsanto’s global headquarters in Missouri, spokeswoman Felicia Rhodes announced the seed . . . Here

‘Trump-xiety’ Sees Medical MJ Fly Off Shelves
GILROY—“I used to be able to turn on the radio when I got in the car, but now it’s just too much for my blood pressure,” . . . Here

Fiend Makes Bong From Skull, Raves About Killer Artistic Prowess
FRESNO—In a gruesome display of savagery, local hero and pit bull rescue advocate Fred “Freddy” Czerwinski, 48, was . . . Here

‘Budsitters App’ Creates a Niche in Cali Cannabis Market
SACRAMENTO—Corey Roberts is all packed up and ready to head out to the airport. A full-time financial analyst, he’s also a part-time . . . Here

Paraplegic CBD Dog Hero Saves Lives
DEL MAR, California—The Gambino family are counting their blessings on this clear and sunny Sunday. Enzo and Connie are with their . . . Here