BERKELEY—The city made famous for providing the nation with fiery protests since the 1960s is now allegedly the proud producer of the world’s first marijuana-based pepper spray, christened the One Hitter. The new offensive pepper spray, currently used by Berkeley PD, is reportedly quelling unruly crowds and chilling out riotous mischief-makers.
Sgt. Randall Roundfinger says the device is truly revolutionary. “We’ve tested this grass-in-a-gas propellant on hundreds of unwilling participants so far and found them seriously sedated,” says Roundfinger. “Oddly, we’ve seen riot crowds really increase since the use of these One Hitters.”
Rumors abound that Snoop Dogg could be behind the creation of the product, says one repeat protester, noting the frequent presence of a Snoop’s Finger Lickin’ BBQ pop-up truck at recent riot events: “It’s a total chowfest after we all get doused with the dank!”
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