SARATOGA—After 12 long years of fruitless marriage counseling, Anne and Vic Herrera said they’ve finally reconnected after showing their son Edgar a lesson and smoking two stashed joints they found in his guitar case.
The couple was allegedly in the process of flushing the gear down the toilet when Anne suggested they “sample just a bit.”
While baked amid their son’s video games and teen room aromas, the Herrera’s reportedly broke down the root of their decade-long problems, says Vic, and “realized it was Edgar who was to blame all along.”
At press time, Edgar was living with his uncle Simon in Watertown NY, and the Herreras were en route to a hash bar in Denver CO.
-By Hugh Manginello