SARATOGA—After 10 years of unsuccessful couples therapy, Connie and Victor Herrera have finally reconnected after showing their son Edgar a lesson and smoking two stashed joints they found in his guitar case.
The couple was reportedly in the process of flushing the gear down the toilet when Connie suggested they sample “just a touch.”
While baked amid their son’s video games and errant room odors, the Herrera’s allegedly broke down the root of their decade-long problems, says Victor, and “realized it was Edgar who was to blame.”
At press time, Edgar was living with his uncle Simon in Watertown, New York.
-By Hugh Manginello