Ed Rosenthal

Pope Francis Proclaims Ed Rosenthal A Living Saint

VATICAN CITY—Already recognized as the “Guru of Ganja,” author Ed Rosenthal has just been canonized by the Catholic Church and Pope . . . Here
pepper spray

Introducing Marijuana Flavored Pepper Spray, The One Hitter

BERKELEY—The city made famous for providing the nation with fiery protests since the 1960s is now allegedly the proud producer of the . . . Here
dab nail

‘Dab Nail Burn Scar’ Competition Heats Up

ECHO PARK—This weekend Los Angeles is set to host the crème de la crème of dabbing competitions, and someone in the city will walk away . . . Here
Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue Slaps ‘Reverse Class-Action’ Suit on 3 Million GG#4 Cultivators

CINCINNATI—“Just stop it,” says Gorilla Glue spokesman Nathan Mowdry from the company’s Cincinnati headquarters overlooking the Ohio . . . Here
James Franco

James Franco: ‘I’ve Never Smoked Weed’

SILVER LAKE—In a surprising turn of events, actor and sometimes poet James Franco revealed in an interview today that after decades of . . . Here

Another Marijuana Edible Raid, Feds Seize Family of Weiner Dogs

IMPERIAL COUNTY — In a stultifying show of force, Federal Marshals in Brawley, California used battering rams, pepper spray, and flash . . . Here
Legal Weed

Guess Who’s Buying Legal Weed…

PORTLAND— “Marijuana pop culture has traditionally centered around the young male smoker and his high times,” reports . . . Here
Weed Dealer

I Miss My Pot Dealer, Dirty Lou

SANTA CRUZ—Felix is my name and I’m damn old… I’m so old, I remember a time when cannabis was called reefer. There . . . Here
Ron Jeremy

Strain: Ron Jeremy OG, Lasciviousness Personified

STRAIN OF THE WEEK: Ron Jeremy OG   Seldom does a cannabis strain’s structure so physically personify its namesake as does this . . . Here
SeaWorld Dolphins

Randy SeaWorld Dolphins Given CBD to Calm Hypersexuality

SAN DIEGO—Tom Podesta stands at the entrance to the SeaWorld theme park in San Diego on a perfect SoCal morning.  A middle-aged marine . . . Here
Environmentalists Warn

Environmentalists Warn: Legalize Cannabis, Armageddon to Ensue

PASADENA—A recent study published in the journal “Nature Girl” offers a bleak picture of the planet’s environment if cannabis becomes . . . Here
industrial hemp

Sheriff Illustrates Perils of Smoking Industrial Hemp

VELVA, North Dakota—In an attempt to show the dangers of smoking cannabis, Velva County Sheriff John Mulford set out to prove that . . . Here
Dwindling Earthworm

Dwindling Earthworm Population to Farmers: ‘Eat Shit, Traitors’

HUMBOLDT—Angry Earthworms came out en masse this week to protest the outright genocide being propagated on their numbers by marijuana . . . Here
Stoned History

Cable Show ‘Stoned History’ Burns One While Talking Story

In Hollywood, marijuana and history lessons go together like Girl Scout Cookies and Pringles.
Assembly While High

Assembly While High Never Hurt Anybody

ST. LOUIS—The assemblage of flatpack furniture may not seem the most fruitful activity to engage in after dunking yourself into the . . . Here
NCAA weed

NCAA Weed Gambit to Attract New Fans, Fires Up ‘Smoke A Bowl’ Game

INDIANAPOLIS—We’ve all heard of the Rose Bowl and the Cotton Bowl, the Sugar and Peach Bowls — all perennial sporting traditions . . . Here
Facebook sells

Facebook Sells to Amazon for Price of a Medical Cannabis Dispensary

MENLO PARK—It finally happened: Facebook sells to Amazon for the price of a California weed dispensary, as wunderkind Mark Zuckerberg . . . Here
best friend

Stoned Man Confirms Dog Really is Man’s Best Friend

FAYETTEVILLE—In an interview with the Herald Sun, dog walker Terry Jones claimed proof positive that dogs truly are man’s best . . . Here
North Korea

North Korea Wants in on Cannabis, Talking Nukes for Clones

PYONGYANG—The man-boy dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, has for many years been a topic of great concern for countries around the . . . Here
Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Legally Changes Her Name to the Pot Leaf Symbol

NASHVILLE—To commemorate the one-year anniversary of the death of musical legend Prince, pop star Miley Cyrus has announced that she . . . Here